@T!nk3r.B311: Update: I've decided to keep it and try to hatch it. #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B3ll: Update: Researching dragon egg hatching methods online may cause strange looks from your SO. #sorryhusband #sorrynotsorry #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: How am I supposed to keep this thing at 475 degrees constantly without a fireplace. Also it's July. #mysteries #toohot #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: Update: by using the oven. #blondemoment #stilltoohotthough #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: 475 DEGREES FOR SIX HOURS????!!!! #UGH #toohotforthis #seriouslytoohot #whyamIdoingthisagain #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: (2 hours later) Just finished re-reading Sorcerer's Stone. Again. #forthe47895thTime #Potterhead4Lyfe #bored #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: Update: In case anyone is wondering, watching an egg hatch is even less interesting than watching water boil. #cuzittakeswaylonger #why #bored #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: So actually, has anyone ever done this??? Like I honestly have no idea what I'm doing. #ProbablyABadIdea #help #INeedAdvice #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: 4 HOURS IN AND THERE IS A CRACK. REPEAT, THERE IS A CRACK IN THE SHELL. #OMG #THISISACTUALLYHAPPENING #PANICKING #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: Is it too late to change my mind??? #WheresHagridWhenYouNeedHim #SRSLYHELP #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: YOU GUYSSSSSSSSS. ONLY ONE HOUR LEFT. THERE ARE SO MANY CRACKS IN IT RIGHT NOW. #OMG #YepItsHappening #ImGonnaHaveADragon #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: Is it normal to hear Velociraptor sounds coming from it at this point?? #FreakingMeOut #GuysHelp #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: WHY DID I DECIDE TO BRING THIS THING HOME #WHATWASITHINKING #HEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: IT'S POKING ITS LITTLE NOSE OUT. I CAN SEE ITS NOSE. OMG. OMG. #ItsAlmostOver #thinkingaboutrunningawayactually #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: THERE ARE TINY FLAMES COMING OUT OF THE CRACK WHERE ITS NOSE WAS. IS THIS NORMAL. #WhatIsHappningRN #HELP #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: It's all the way out now guys. ...And now I REALLY have no idea what I'm supposed to do. #babydragon #HatchingTheEgg
@T!nk3r.B311: Welp. Guess I have a dragon now. #babydragon #HatchingTheEgg
