Memoirs of a Former Retail Worker

So I used to work at Macey's.  I worked there for a long time--too long, I think.  But April 30 was my last day at work, and I just wanted to share a few things I've experienced as a retail worker.  I hope some bring a smile to your face--even if it's the kind of dry smile that has nothing to do with happiness because you know how it feels too.  Enjoy!